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Yummy Meat by TheMorbidHobbiest Yummy Meat by TheMorbidHobbiest
I've seen a bunch of stamps for vegetarians/vegans, but no stamps for those of us who believe we have canines for a reason. So if you like the occasional slab of beef, pork, chicken, or fish, this stamp is for you.
(As I've stated, I have nothing against most vegetarians, its just not for me, or many other people...)

*Template is courtesy of :iconcenakuu:
** I have no idea who the image creator is, but its not me. If you know who made this awesome wallpaper, let me know, and I'll credit them.

You don't have to fav or comment to use this, but it'd be very nice if you did.

This stamp now has a sibling!

And its not getting much love, go say hi.
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KATZENSAFT Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016
 So if you like the occasional slab of beef, pork, chicken, or fish, this stamp is for you.

why dont you include kangaroo, ostrich, quail, pheasant, turkey, mollusks (like clams), sea urchin, goat, horse, lamb, venison, crab, lobster, shrimp, bison, duck, goose, octopus, partridge, squab, alpaca, camel, guineafowl, emu, crickets, mealworms, alligator, crocodile, turtles, llama, or even rabbit?!??!? all those not too hard 2 find.

if you've only eaten beef pork chicken and fish u need to expand your horizons geez i hope youve at least eaten the organy bits
PityPie226 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've also eaten frog and squid

They taste really good.

I sorta want to try snake.
Itoruna-The-Platypus Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Student Filmographer
The only way to slaughter is a nice wrestling match. Snap their necks with your own strong hands.
azurathewolfcat Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I gave up being vegetarian a long time ago,because i love nuggets
pastelgazelle Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This picture is making me hungry, I want some meat right now. D:<
AcitorianScoria Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Student Writer
You have K-9 teeth for carrying things in your mouth. That is why they are going away, they aren't necessary. Molars are a mix of herbivore and carnivore teeth, which means they are an omnivorous tooth. Eating meat is okay for all of the rabid vegetarian humans who read this comment. In fact, humans evolved from carnivores. There were giant reptiles that had 45% of mammal DNA (which includes humans) that fed off of the most mighty of other creatures during a million year drought. Then they split off into three different groups after the drought. The small, rat-like ones evolved into humans and other mammals like them. The big ones evolved into marsupials and the water ones evolved into monotremes. The monotremes stayed in Asia, the marsupials fled to Australia, and the normal ones (forgot what they were called) spread around (they kind of look like a naked mole rat and an opossum had a baby) lived through dinosaurs and terror birds.
FIRNANDOE Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Student General Artist
THIS! :heart:
TheDiscoTurkey Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
crazynoggin Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a veg, but not the kind that goes around yelling"ZOMFG U EAT MAET SOZ U MURDDER WAT THE CARP IS WRONG WITH U?"
I deserve an Oscar for that imitation.
Rebelc0g Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Cassidysmih30 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 22, 2015
TrueSalamence Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
But according to that totally credible blog I saw on a totally not-shifty website, eating meat indirectly supports sacrificing virgins to the devil! And vegans have 56.32% more MLG points!

Eat your meat, kids.
Skullwife Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
at least buy free range
TheWolfsFirstWinter Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I also skin them. ;'D
Dondaturtlefangirl Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sushi........................................... Steak............................ yummmmmmmm oh no she didn't 
KeshaTheWolf69 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
mmmm.. chicken and salami.....
Meruetta Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:9 yum
grasfluesterer Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist
Well, this isn't about us and what we like. It is about them.
Russia-Love Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
Me too 
Eternities22 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mmm... delicious, tender animal meat!
sampea Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
I love the taste of meat.
CherubFeet Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
totally using this.
enderdork Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
i don't have any problem with vegetarians
but i will not tolerate being called a " murderer " or an " animal abuser " just because i eat meat
this stamp is absolutely perfect
Cammi0 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PrinceDumuzi Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
HashiWolf Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
YES!!! One of my favorite stamps :D I could never give up steak, bacon, chicken....
SteamHead1880 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude, I love you!!! hahahahahaha, Im a carnivore, and I love this stamp so BLOODY much!! muhahahahaha!!!
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
On another meat stamp, one guy said 
"Cannibals say human meat tastes like pig" and "Firemen say that they can tell people are burning if they smell bacon" 
Then I looked at his/her signature and it said 
Fucking vegans :iconfacepalmplz: that bullshit wont make me stop bacon.
Flagged as Spam
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And how do you know? ;)

Won't stop me either. True or not.
Flagged as Spam
Little-rolling-bean Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yes, I heard about that! It caused a bit of controversy didn't it?
DarthT15 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
I don't mind Vegans either, It's just the ones who act like they're so much better than everyone else that really get my goat....
And of course PETA, Those Racist bastards..
Nice stamp BTW!
MaestroTomberi Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012   Digital Artist
Eat a cow, save a tree.
skullywag Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MaestroTomberi Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013   Digital Artist
Russian-Royedal Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Dead animals are nummy nummy in my tummy.

:iconlickplz: :iconbwavoplz:
duskpool Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, this reminds me of this one time when my class went on a field trip to this [ghetto] restaurant, and this girl wasn't eating her [huge slab of] chicken [or something], and this boy was like: "that died for you, and you're just letting it set there!" i laughed
FromDeathAbove Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
You eat dead animals? Weakling! I eat them alive!
NUCLEAR-ASS Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Student General Artist
skullywag Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FromDeathAbove Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013
imimicbird5 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't go a day without my meat :icondeathstareplz:
Kalinel Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Finally a stamp about meat lovers >:3
lyrakirby Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
theres a kid in my math class who is a vegan...i ask him what he had for dinner last night because he eats gross vegan food I DONT FREAKING KNOW HOW HE CAN GO WITHOUT THE WONDERFULNESS THAT IS MEAT! D:
DeadlyNeurot0xin Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

and it's so delicious ;u;
Fantasystem Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The only reason I might not like this stamp would be because since I became vegetarian, my brother is overly enthusiastic about meat. And if you thought you fit into that description, he's even worse:
"Hmm nam nam, thick juicy meat. Taste it, smell it!"
*Holds sausage under my nose*
*Eats with such pleasure it must be fake and only to irritate me*

Now I don't mind him eating animals. His behavior just bothers me. Especially since he can hardly eat anything that looks like an animal, because then it's suddenly piteous for such a cute creature to be eaten. But when it's impossible to see what animal it's been, then suddenly he doesn't mind a bit.

I didn't become a vegetarian because I thought animals were too cute to eat. It's natural to eat meat, really. Just the way animals are treated before they die is too horrendous for me to accept. And because I couldn't stand to support that community any longer, I stopped eating meat entirely. No animals on my dish, not even biological, of which the packaging claims to have had a better life. I watch tv too. "Better" is quite an elastic term.
I still enjoy my meals. Maybe even better than before, having done something with the guilt I felt before. Eating meat is natural, but the way animals are treated nowadays isn't. Moreover, we don't need it. There's meat replacements and plenty of other food that's tastier than meat.

Sorry for the speech. Unlike I said before, I quite like your stamp. If it would have stated "I like meat", it would have been just as offensive as my brother's teasings (which both are not really offensive since this is not said directly to me and he.. well, he's my brother). But the fact that it says "I eat dead animals" shows that, unlike my brother, you know exactly what you eat. You've considered if animal cruelty was worth a tasty meal and, although I do not agree with you, you made the choice it was.
"I like meat" and "I eat dead animals" may seem of little difference - in the end they mean the same thing after all - but it counts to me. And I'm glad you chose the second.
Again, sorry for the speech. I hope you don't mind. :forgiveme:
Haayls Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have to applaud you for that. People who eat meat and are all up in vegetarians' faces about it are really no better than vegetarians that shame other people for eating meat. It's just a lifestyle someone chooses and they shouldn't be antagonised because of it.
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